What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:53
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Still no good
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
share office space ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
So they tried
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?